Featuring special guest... Rhiannon!

Howdy. Today i am joined by the lovely rhiannon, (thats her on the right)  and i am going to delve into her mind and pick out the most fascinating tidbits and factoids that i can find, for your reading pleasure :)
So Rhianon, tea or coffee? x)
ooh tea, i've become a proper tea drinker, a drink gallons of it at work hahahahahahah

Anything really got you fired up at the mo'? news wise or otherwise?

hhhmmmm....well theres not been much going on tin the news recently, is it just me?
hahaha thats actually true!  (ooh how we laughed)
i think it is now pretty obvious to anyone reading this that me and anissa dont actually have a topic we want to talk about today...no, it's just difficult to interview someone you know so well! what am i supposed to ask?
well i dont know....ooh let's find a quiz online and use that instead
OOH good idea
also a quick note from me, isn't it starnge how you think you know someone so well, but you can always find something to talk about? even your best friends, closest chumlets.  And as soon as you're asked to converse, or simply confront your selves with the question 'sooo what shall we talk about?' you're conversational river dries up; it's like murphy's law!


okay enough of that, on with the quiz!

right so me and anissa got a bit distracted there, doing a quiz on zombies where we failed dismally
Actually, rhiannon is holding me back, if i'd done it alone, i would have aced that.
just saying
oh yeah right whatever nip, you took charge of the mouse for some of it! i watched you clicking!
Lies! terrible lies! (nip's my nickname, for those not in the know)
Zombie quiz stats: Physical rating C, Mental rating D, Experience rating F, (i.e. we probably couldn't tell a zombie from a pigeon), Emotional rating D (cold blooded killers), Total survival rank: B!
so all in all we probably would survive the zombie apocolypse, and remember nip...who's dying first?
you.

Well thanks rhiannon this has been grand! we're off now to have muchos fun and make you all jealous! tata!

SEE ya later alligators



 

Is it wrong that even at a time like this I am amused by the abusurdity of the human race?

Hidey-hi
So as i sit here in my dining room, (the computer finally having been moved by the way) feeling very far away from these riots, safe as i am in the confines of my house on a street inhabited by mainly old people, i ponder on two matters.
First; I do have to laugh at :
>13 year olds running around screaming 'Justice' when they clearly have no clue why there's such unrest in the first place.
> Yobos who have taken advantage of the mob mentality to start smashing things or each other up
>Oppurtunists who willl use the violence and vandalism (ooh alliteration, i may write i poem with that title) as a means of distracting the police to help themselves to a flashy pair of trainers and a new dvd player.
I'm also amused by thos people who like myself are at home in front of their computers, but decided they will fearmonger and create a bit more panic with exclamations of who'll be struck next, and declarations of war, or pleads to rioters to stop before we all DIE! I'm sure people are scared enough without you telling them the streets are burning and they will be roasted in their beds.

Bet the kaiser chiefs are feeling a little bit cool right now..
tatafornow! 

Malaga

 Hola chumlets and that is indeed Spanish as a nice sort of introduction into todays post which is all about my trip with 5 beautiful friends to Nerja, whichi hasten to add was absolutely brilliant.
So here it is, i bring you lots of fascinating pictures from my trip, and a little bitty about some of them so you can see some of the wonderfull sights i saw.

 Flying over, and it was more hilly than i was expecting, but beautiful( excuse the wing)

 So we ate a lot of fruit and i did awake one morning to find a cherry tree growing in my stomach

 Beautiful giant flowers by the pool

 Played some interesting pool...

oh the larks you can have with a hedge!

 When in Spain do like the Spanish- Sangria!!

 Enjoying the view on the first day :)

We found an abandoned villa at the top of the hill, and it was a ganja house! beautful, and covered with graffiti and cheery messages from past tourists and explorers. :)

 The graffiti out there  was amazing, so beautifu and much more artistic than

Making a splash at the pool (pardon the pun)

Visited the beautiful palace gardens in Grenada, complete with water feature :)

 Beautiful Leda being all statuesque

I just like this picture because i think it captures the sunshine :)

 All dolled up for a night out :)

 One can't go to Spain and not visit the beach!

so yuss there we have it, i hda a wonderful time with my friends, and these are just a little taster of some of the things we did, hope you liked them :)

Adieu x

long time no prattle!

Well hallo there!
This is but a short apology for my absence, although seeing as  my followers are still limited I do wonder how much my input was missed... Either way I am back now full of verve and ready to go! I have been very busy going on holiday and to festivals so expect some rather picture-y posts in which I make your blood boil with envy at what a grand time i had (only joking).

A toute suite!

cameras and strange names

Well howdy :)

It was my birthday yesterday (woop woop) so as a special treat to myself I dyed my hair pink, and it's acdtually gone relatively successfully!  My friends also came round and showered my with love and attention for which i am eternally grateful, thanks guys! Also i featured in my beautiful chum ronans fashion blog which was quite flattering >.< Gosh looking back it's been an eventful few days and it's only wednesday!

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I've decided that i really need to get me some batteries and start taking photos (albeit rubbish ones) on my (equally rubbishing and featuring a broken zoom) camera. But it;s sstill a camera right? that way i can bring some colour and excitement to my blogs, in my quest to secure more followers  :)  There are moments in life when you just wish your eyes could take pictures, like today whilst strolling down the road i saww a truck ith 'Eat more pies' written across the front; very amusing in my book.
Also i was flicking through a fabulous book called 'Potty, Fartwell, and Knob' which lists some really hilarious names from past census and registers :') so i took some of the best and compiled a little story for your reading (all the italics are names) :
Ivor Hardon asked Willy Mcbum to Pat Mycock's party where Jane Fuxlonger got Emma Royds a drink. 'Gladys Friday,' said Isla White , pointing to her....Something something something
okay it's not a very thrilling story, but THEY ARE ALL REAL :')
I clearly have too much spare time...

Only a little post today hope you enjoyed it :) heres another cyanide and happiness to fill you up till the next time :)

 

cheerio :) x

Did you know....?

howdy all!
i'm writing this at a very akward angle seeing as the compter desk type thing is on it's last legs and is resting precariously on a deodorant can to stop it crashing sideways into the wall. Yes, yes i don't know why my family haven't joined the modern age and simply invested in one or two ligtweight and very portable laptops so we wouldn't have to bother with this monstrosity in my brother's room but hey ho.
Know, aparently i've got quite a good capacity for learning and storing and remembering in my brains and so on,  but unfortunately,i never put it to good use. instead my mrain is clogged with  rubbish that i can't ever use, like for example:
Did you know those little lights you see when you close your eyes are called phosphenes?
And if the average male never shaved his beard it'd be around 13 feet long.
There was a woman born in hackney in 1901 called constant pain.
Now, amusing and entertain aas these may be, i have no real use for things like this, apart from using them to appear well-read or intelligent by sprinkling them into conversation as and when i see fit.
Also, when i could be concentrating on learning something useful and worthwhile, my imagination instead goes into over-drive, but sadly, i can't share some of the splendour which is unfolding in my minds eye. Again for example if i see anything remotely anthropomorphic i get so excitedi could wet myself. first time i saw this -->
i went totally mad and suddenly there were dancing tree'sand there was hip-hopping and body popping and a made parade, and everyone wasy hugging and i was a tree, oh if you could have been there...
But is it wrong of me to not put my brain to better use? Or is it accepttable to use it for my own amusement?
 i'm sure some people want to jugulate me because of all the supposed potential i'm wasting. But hey it's mine to waste!
Anyway i'm pondering on that, what say you?
till the next time
:) x

a blog about blogging

hallo :)

i'm so thoroughly bored and i've decided to do something productive with my time( although not as productive as revising), so here's a little tidbit about the difficulties i have faced when sitting down at the computer and readying my fingers to type out another masterpiece  :P

So yes,  i was thinking about whati should write a blog on, and trying to come up with a topic i feel strongly about,  and i was quite concerned when i coudlnt actually think of any. But i quashed my fears, thinking that maybe i just  couldn't think of anything i could write about in great detail. Then I toyed with the idea about writing a somewhat lighthearted and amusing blog about a [ast experience or something i'd seen which had provoked some deep thought or lesson learnt, but to no avail. At this point i was even more worried because i was left thinking that maybe my life is just incredibly boring, and i've stayed in the house for so long, that i've almost completed my metamorphosis into a hermit. :s so yes yo could see my dilemma, i'd come down with something which is commonly known  as writer's block, what was i to do? Then it hit me like a ton of proverbial bricks :D i could write a blog about not being able to write a blog! It might sound silly but like my good chum Albert Einstien said, "if at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it."  And wow he was so right, because it might seem to you that i've wasted your time, but i'm now teeming with ideas about things i could write about, so i think i'll make me a list! :D

Fanks and pip pip 
:) x